Cheesecake

When push come to shove its my favourite dessert

1 slice or even the whole cake

Theres strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, blackberry

This aint no bakewell tart but ill be sure to get the cherry

Flavoured piece of this beautifully constructed work

of culinary art

You take a nibble at first and thats just the start

Acquire the taste let it roll on your tongue

You take another plunge but it wont be too long

Till you sink your teeth into another bite

Not too much of the mouthfull or youll spoil your appetite

You feel you way around strategically until you get

it just right

This after dinner dessert is a midnight delight

Its creamy,its soft, its tasty, its wet,

A reward for one of of life many displeasures,

I'd do anything to get it whatever the measure

JOLLY RANCHERS

I couldn’t believe the tall tall tales
When I hear yesterday there were snowstorms in Wales
I laughed at the fact that they aint coming hear
But this Is Grey Britain so I better beware
First time it snowed in October in 70 years!
The autumn has past and the winter is here
So briefly before the leaves had turned brown
And they’re swept up daily as they fall to the ground
But I look outside right now and the trees nearly bare
We just finished summer - come on this isn’t fair!
The days are much shorter – darkness when I leave work
Long scrapping in the mornings – but I wont go berserk
Coz Christmas is filled with Candy and Cake
So my spirits arent broken as the Candy wont break
Sweet Candy Deliveries thru our longest season of the Year
So bring it on winter coz the CANDY CORP is here!

Written by Anonymous Poet